Mickey. Mick. Mitch. Mumbly Joe.
One of my oldest friends. Father of Ethan, Nate and Jake.
When this guy got to college they put a name tag on his door that said "Mitchell Pidgeon." And ever since then, everybody he knows calls him Mitch. His kids think his name is Mitch. His co-workers think his name is Mitch. It's a farce. I will never call him Mitch. Never.
I don't get it. Think of all the cool guys named Mick. Mick Jagger. Mick Jones. Mickey Mantle. Mickey Rourke. Mickey Mouse.
And Mitch? Mitch Miller? Mitch, the guy on Baywatch? Really?
This one's for you, buddy.
50 down, 50 to go.
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